Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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