I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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