$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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