I bet he comes in French.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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