Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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