At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He better not be in your backpack
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
The Olympian is in my bed
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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