Your favorite bartender is back from prision
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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