Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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