What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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