do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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