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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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