i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You ate ashes out of my bong