I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.