so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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