Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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