She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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