Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
