What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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