3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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