If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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