Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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