Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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