need another drink. this is the easiest way
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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