Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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