so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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