all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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