Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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