okay pat passed out under dana's car
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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