And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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