Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
