Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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