in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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