well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
You made out with two different species that night
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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