I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
