New invention idea: vibrating tampons
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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