Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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