just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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