Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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