I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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