Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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