god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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