The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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