It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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