I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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