The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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