We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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