like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
