john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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