Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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