is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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