...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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