Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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