doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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