I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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