they need to just BURY HIM!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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