I want to make a zoo with you.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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