found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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