You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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