did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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