people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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