Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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