i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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