it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I think a kid would responsible me up
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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