I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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