If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
420 ftw
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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